he:can i buy u a drink?
she:actually i'd rather have the money.
he: i'm photographer. i've been looking for a face like yours.
she:i'm a plastic surgeon. i'm looking for a face like yours.
he:hi. didnt we go out on a date once? or was it twice?
she: must've been once. i never make the same mistake twice.
he:how did u get to be so beautiful?
she:i must've been given your share.
to be continue~
